Data Analyst
A man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender for a drink of water. The bartender pulls out a gun, points it at the man, and cocks it. The man says “Thank you” and leaves. What happened?
Do you ask the questions no one else thought of asking? Are you able to quickly dissect a problem into new unforeseen solutions? Does your solution to the above problem include multiple dimensions, classical music and secret conspiracies?
Burt is a company working with revolutionary ways of measuring how and why online display advertising works (or doesn’t). We are currently looking for someone who will share our goal of making the Internet a better place by providing actionable insights to our customers: advertisers, agencies and publishers.
This work is carried out by you, together with us, by using analytical and statistical methods, a brief understanding of the human brain and pure creativity. Join us!
This position is full-time and based in our main office in Gothenburg, Sweden(*).
Responsibilities
- Reports to the R&D manager.
- Work together with Product, Sales, Marketing and Engineering teams to provide insights, identify problems and opportunities, solve problems and inform business decisions.
- Analyze and synthesize massive amounts of data and extract useful business insights.
- Build analytical dashboards and reports relevant in supporting the business decisions of other departments.
Requirements
- BA/BS/MS in Engineering Physics, Math, Statistics or related discipline.
- Very strong analytical skills.
- Track record of creative solutions to hard problems.
- Knowledge of programming, preferrably in R, Ruby or JavaScript.
- Ability to communicate in a clear and effective manner.
- Strong ability to sell your own ideas to other teams.
- Strong focus on finding high leverage solutions to complicated problems.
Preferred experience
- 2-5 years of working with relevant problem solving in a high pace environment.
- Work experience from brand advertising a plus.
- Work experience from data mining and statistical analysis a plus.
Working for a startup is fun and fast paced. If you haven’t experienced it before, it’s like no job you’ve ever had. If you’re constantly full of energy you’ll quickly find that this is a wonderful place to let all that energy out.
Read more about our company and what you can expect from working at Burt here. Read more about Burt here, here and here.
Is this you? Contact jobs@burtcorp.com, and send us an updated CV, cover letter and references.
(*) A EU citizenship or a EU working permit is required for this position.


The bartender, being mute, showed the man the way to the nearest water saloon (the saloon in the story having a strict alcohol only policy) as efficiently as (s)he could. With the gun, (s)he pointed in the direction of the water saloon, and by cocking the gun (s)he signalled to the guest that he should take the road going by the fenced cocks (roosters) , and not the the bulls. The guest, having received ample information to get his glass of water, thanked and took leave.
The bartender, being on the verge of a mental breakdown, pulled the gun on the guest to signal a disinclination on his/her behalf towards further discussion of the matter at hand. The guest, distressed with the unexpected possibility of being shot in the head instead of having a drink of water, thanked the bartender politely so as not to trigger any violent behavior, and took leave.
A man walked into a bar, and asked the bartender for a drink of
water. The bartender pulled out a gun, pointed it at the man, and cocked
it. The man said “Thank you” and left.
The bartender, quite taken by the attractiveness of the guest and taking advantage of the ambiguous reference that would accompany a description of the events that would transpire, pulled out a gun, aimed it at the guest, and cocked the guest. The guest, being rather sexually liberated himself, did not find this conduct offensive in the least, but rather a welcome change to slow paced dating and endless conversations leading up to no real action. While still a bit thirsty, yet with his deeper, insidious thirst sated, the guest thanked and left.
The bartender, being a chiropractor, pulled a standard size gun to get a reference length so as to calculate where to best apply the force necessary to fix the guest’s back. In analogy with the ambiguous reference interpretation above, the bartender then proceeded to cock the man. The guest, suddenly experiencing no back pain for the first time in years and years, heartily thanked the bartender and took leave, so happy that his crooked back no longer pained him that he forgot about the water.
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